If One Direction doesn’t perform Happily, Through the Dark, and Strong live, I will heave myself on stage and personally sing them until they change the damn set list. They’re not making the Same Mistakes on this damn tour.
If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm